Drops of Wisdom... God is real, unless declared integer Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left. Everyone should have a Husband, because there are a number of things that go wrong that one can't blame on the government. Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no? Home is where the television is. The evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. Death is hereditary. There are three sides to every argument: your side,my side and the right side. An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. Always remember that you are absolutely unique....
