Best One Liners


Best One Liners Collection:



  • SEX is bad, SEX is a sin, sin's r forgiven, so stick it in
  • Make love, not war, get married and do both!
  • Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
  • There are three kinds of people -- those who can count and those who can't.
  • There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.
  • Life is sexually transmitted.
  • Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
  • You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.


Funny SMS's:

Air Hostess explaining to the passengers :

"Flight mein aage Do Dwar hai, peeche Do Dwar Hai. Agar Upar Kuch Ho jaye to neeche Haridwar hai"


Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai".
Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"


I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my reflection.


REALLY WANNA GIVE U A HUG... But a hug leads 2 a kiss, a kiss leads to a lick, a lick leads 2 a suck, a suck leads 2 a f***... DO U WANT A HUG?


Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply


Signz:

  • Don't drink and park - accidents cause people. Can go from zero to bitch in 2.2 seconds.
  • So this isn't Home Sweet Home Adjust!
  • I clean house every other day. Today is the other day!
  • My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!
  • One should love animals, They are so tasty !
  • Love thy neighbor, But don't get caught !
  • Behind every successful man, there is one woman, And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two !
  • Every man should marry, After all, happiness is not the only thing in life !
  • Money is not everything, There's MasterCard & Visa !
  • Wise men never marry , And when they marry, they become other-wise !
  • Children in backseats, sometimes cause accidents, Accidents in backseats, sometimes cause children !
  • When two's company, Three is the result !
  • If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, If your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

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